I seem to own:
7 black shirts
12 white shirts
1 purple shirt
2 blue shirts
1 pink shirt
2 yellow shirts
3 grey shirts

Shows you how much I like red, green, brown and orange.  Those colors can suck it, I guess.
:P

Dear You,
Thank you for being in the illusion this mind calls life.  Why have I become your friend?  Time will tell whether I earned it, stumbled into it, or weasled myself into following you.
    I know that, at least partially, my infatuation impelled me to spend time with you.  But the aimless magnetism that brought me into your sphere also yielded rewards which outshine my original expectations.

Thank you for pulling a cactus needle out of my foot;  for driving and refusing to let me pitch for gas; for excusing my faux pas; for holding open the door; for jamming; for taking me on walks into trees, onto bridges, down creeks, and through gardens; for giving me your clothes and soap;  for staying up with me when you should sleep; for patience in tension;  for smiling across the room; for bettering yourself, before trying to change me.

Kisses, hugs, and bear rugs.  Ha ha ha.

Sincerely,
Me.